Look what I walked outside and found the other morning.
"Hey Cowboy, did ya forget something?"
Confused by the question he says, "No. But I did lose my horse. He went that way."
"Hmm...did your horse take off with your pants too?"
"No, cowboys don't have to wear pants if they don't want to."
Never heard that rule before. It must be a secret cowboy thing because it's new to me!